xi: An so ladies, about this whole blowjob thing.

Ladies don't come to me with these blowjob moves you stole from a POV porno. I have a secret for you, most of what you see in blowjob porn doesn't feel good!

It's for show, it looks good on tape , but it isn't any good in reality. And most pornstars don't have a clue as to a blowjob. Especially, the hotter the worse the BJ. Case in point Brittney Skye. She is not my type, but I can see why many guys would be head over heels for her, even though she's awful. The only reason why some of the guys can even maintain an erection is because they took Viagra before hand.

And again to you chicks, why would just keeping your mouth open as wide as possible and slamming your face into a guy stomach feel good? The only thing happening is that occasionally your teeth scrape some skin off the penis.

Many men use the term “Suck” and that's a good description. Because sucking makes up about 50% of what feels good; 25% motion -ANY motion; and the missing part is TONGUE -if done right the tongue can over take the sucking as the best part. If you are going to steal some moves watch: Monica Sweetheart, Bianca Pureheart, and if you have a quick gag reflex watch Melanie Jagger. (If you have no gagfactor watch Ashley Blue) Plus “spit” or “slobber” is an important thing that gets over looked a lot. Also a lost art is the “dry blowjob” which Sharka Blue from Czech and Kyra from Hungary both of whom seem to be experts.

Well anyway, until next time.

Goodbye,

Jam