xv: Dirty talk?

Now, most men don't need it, but most men like it when it's there, however, there is a limit to it. I mean any time you say either the word “poop” or “meat curtains” my Penis doesn't just shrivel up and go back inside: it literally cuts itself off with a strait edge and then hurls itself out of a speeding car window into a corn field! Which I have news for you young girls who just got so thrilled that yours got called that: having your lips called meat curtains is not really a good thing!

And yes, I capitalized Penis because that is his proper name! All these other names are all well and good and all, but seriously, we're all adults here. That thing that is the only reason why the civilization has existed for so long, that sits between my legs, that all men worry is adequate enough, that all women wish they could have, so much to the point that the fashion things that look like them so they can pretend to be like a man, even in deep African tribes that are controlled by women, the women use sticks and twine to make it look like they have 'em and take “wives” from the five to ten year old little girls in the tribe and try to copulate with them, and even Pink can't help but say “give me head” or “suck my dick”, that you (and many childish males) call all sorts of names and relate to objects, is a Penis. That's fine. It's a Penis, it penetrates, it elevates, alleviates, creates-life, it doesn't descriminate against BBW's or Grannies or lolis with huge racks, and it's mine. But it can be yours for about an hour and a half tomorrow night while it's inside you.

And last thing, do not, and I mean DO NOT bring up a guys mother or sister in a sexual situation during dirty talk, unless or course you've spoken about his family and he has said that for some reasons he thinks that sort of “All in the Family” thing is okay.

His brother is okay, as long as they like each other, and the scenario involves yourself, your guy and his brother in some sort of finger-cuffs situation, or a D.P. With tons of ass to mouth.

PS. You (in this make believe) would have to either, swallow the brother's load or shit it back out later. Because the vag is off limits to his brother.

Jam