If Dick Butkus Ruled the World!: xiii: Nicknames?

Why? You have a name -a first and last name- you're called “Ali” even though that first name is “Alison” or “Dani”when your name is “Danielle”. That sounds good to me! What's the difference if I call you “Ali” or “Pookie”? The only difference is I feel like guy talking to my girlfriend when I say “Ali” I feel like a giant ass when I say “Pookie”. “Okay cutie, now spread those cheeks good and wide so I can sink nice and deep into that beautiful A**H***” of yours. Come on Ali-cat, nice and wide.” Sounds a lot better to me than “Now, bend over so I can poke you poopie Pookie.” Now that's just ridiculous! A good woman should be called by her name. And a good slut should be called (respectable?) names that I dare not repeat here.

Now, my brother ended up once using “nicknames” once, but see he got around having her call him “baby” ALL THE TIME by having her call him “Boo-Bay” and himself calling her “Boo-Bee” which I say “why not call a chesty woman booby?” It's better than when I was calling a chesty black girl I was hitting “Tootsie Tits” because she HATED it, and simply because I wanted her to stop calling me her “Cummy Bear”. Which I later decided I liked, but unfortunately not until after she had already decided she wanted a different man's honey in her pot (mouth!).