Tuesday, March 30, 2010

xii: Lying to trap a man!

Why? Why? Why? That's all I want to know. Why would you lie? You have a vagina, believe it or not there is a guy out there who is willing to get into it. And they're even willing to do all sorts of things that a guy doesn't want/like just to get a chance to get in.
So just be yourself, and I don't mean “yourself” as in a bitch, I mean enjoy the time spent. If the way you hooked your man was by giving out blowjobs like free samples of Chinese food at the mall, then keep passing them out, only this time to one guy. He'll be satisfied, he won't have enough sperm in his body to cheat on you; he'll keep spending time with you and he'll even stay with you at least until the sex dries up (which it always does) and at that point maybe if you've been together long enough he's grown to love you, or at least like you.
But please do not accuse him (or all men) of playing a game on you, because he left or cheated when the sex ran out. If the whole relationship was built on sex and now there isn't any sex, the relationship is over in his eyes.
And for God's sake no babies! DO NOT GET PREGNANT BY THAT MAN! Look we all know you're NOT going to be a good mother, there is no way in hell he's going to be anything other than a deadbeat dad.
So please, do not bring an innocent child into your mess.
Jam

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